• What I actually say: I find serial killers interesting.


• What other people hear: I am a serial killer.

dahzling:

omg

pumpernicklefagbag:

ragehappystolemysleep:

harrystylesnickgrimshaw:

when I’m a parent, I’m going to give my child the day of the full moon off from school every month and see how long it takes the administration to notice

reason 325 why tumblr users should never be parents

reason 325 why tumblr users should definitely be parents

Tell me about Rory. Fantastic Rory. Funny Rory. Gorgeous Rory.

analprolapsing:

if you hold a seashell to your ear you can hear it tell you what a little bitch you are

thesmithian:

…up to 200,000 people angry with high costs and poor public services took to the streets. Protesters in Rio de Janeiro burned cars and looted buildings as police attempted to disperse them with teargas and rubber bullets. Aerial images showed thousands of people attempting to storm the congress building in Brasilia. The rallies…are some of the biggest ever seen in the country…

more.

bulls-in-the-bbc:

ikea-4-life:

when i say i want to marry my favorite celebrity i don’t mean just bang i mean like

i want to be making pancakes on sunday morning and have him walk downstairs in plaid pajama pants with messy hair and have him kiss me on the nose

I’d also bang him though

kill-whitepeople:

perchu:

kill-whitepeople:

perchu:

kill-whitepeople:

perchu:

kill-whitepeople:

perchu:

kill-whitepeople:

perchu:

kill-whitepeople:

kill-whitepeople:

there’s so many different gifs of dancing aliens, this is truly an exciting time to be alive 

journey to the centre of the tardis behind the scenes